Mullet Television Full Season
Watch all of Mullet Television Season 1.
I’m pretty sure Toni Collette is either a drag queen (like Ru Paul, Courtney Love and Patrick Swayze) or a hermaphrodite (kind of like Jamie Lee Curtis, Hillary Swank or Dennis Rodman), and nothing backs this up more than watching her performance in Velvet Goldmine-a tribute film to David Bowie (hence the title of one of his songs) made in the mid-90’s, written and directed by Todd Haynes and starring a young, veritable cast made up of Ewan McGregor, Jonathan Rhys-Meyers, Christian Bale, and White Imani aka Toni Collette. She plays the wife of a ‘70’s ‘glam’ pop star Brian Slade, a watered down Lou Reed version of the suddenly deceased rock god David Bowie (played by Meyers), who fakes his own death and disappears.
I actually didn’t smoke anything when I watched this movie, mostly because it was super early in the morning (9am), I was in bed, and I had a huge weed hangover. I should’ve just smoked a bong hit of something in my stash (Banana, Lucy Liu, Blueberry Kush, New Amsterdam?) even though I was too tired and baked to get up but too tired and stoned to go back to sleep. So I loaded up the Digital Versatile Disc I thought would lull me back into slumber the fastest, the new zombie flick, Maggie.